ICELANDICFETUS IS OFFICIALLY DEAD
GO TO meth_lab_death!

this poor girl...bellaballoons
We were talking tonight...and I forced all my views on death (which may seem a bit stupid) and shit like that on her. She probably didn't want to hear it.
Those of you that know me. I'm very serious about death and politics. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, and there's nothing that can stop the JenDrinkingMachine

I need to make a new lj. I'm totally sick of this username, it fucking sucks...but, I can't think of one.

Poll

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts whenever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle an screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a ( Read more... )

I'm making jell-o shots!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!

Do you think anyone actually reads the letters kids write to santa?
I want to write Santa a really fucked up letter this year, but I fear no unsuspecting mail man will read it.

Poll againok, I will add a drunken brief explaination. This is basically what is going to happen in this video ( Read more... )

fuck...so, i talked to maria till like 5:30 this morning, and had to wake up at 7. it didn't happen, i woke up at 9 drunk asshit still ( Read more... )

I did what I did because at the time I thought it was wrong. Because every man in my family was a DI in the fucking Marine Corps. Because I thought this was my turn. My turn to die.....right? No, I will not ever die for Bush, or his son, or his son....So I refused...And I left, and I went somewhere eles...and I left for a girl, but that's over now ( Read more... )

Poll DYKE WARS

if you don't know the details of this battle...comment, i will explain it all.