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...due to transdimensional flux [audio/action]

Mar 05, 2011 23:01

[Sometime later on Sunday, another space ship falls out of the sky and lands in the parking lot. Except this one is not nearly as big and does not look anything remotely like a space dong. It looks more like an orange... helmet? A lady steps out, grumbling to herself, donned in some kind of army or military attire ( Read more... )

#action, #audio, *falcon, *uxie, %location: campus, *otacon, *blacky, *liquid snake, transdimensional flux, *lash, time paradox

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MONDAY MORNING 0600 HOURS JUDGEMENT DAY colonel_falcon March 8 2011, 05:25:52 UTC

[ From here

Someone is knocking on the door of BW-17.]

n_objections March 8 2011, 05:29:22 UTC

[SOMEONE PASSED OUT FACE FIRST ON THE BED and was too tired to even change out of her smelly, booze-smelling clothes. She also, miraculously, remembered to set an alarm and it has gone off twice now but she keeps hitting snooze. BUT THERE IS NO SNOOZE ON DOOR KNOCKING. She jolts awake, immediately greeted with An Awful Hangover.]

HOW MANY TIMES UNTIL IT SHOWS UP I WONDER vaporeonshowers March 8 2011, 05:40:23 UTC

[Passed out on the bed... OR ON A VAPOREON?! Yeah, she would have filled the tub up and slept in there as usual but she was too tired, and her own bed is so cluttered she decided to just pass out on Samus' bed instead. At some point her shirt seems to have gone missing again. Also that wasn't the snooze button, that was her boobie.

She is not quite as hungover, since being MADE OF WATER keeps one well-hydrated, but it is still a very ungodly hour for there to be noise at the door. In her half-asleep state she has forgotten all about the fact that she has a roommate and just whines at the door:]

God shut up and come in whateverrrrrrrrrr.

colonel_falcon March 8 2011, 05:41:47 UTC

[WELL, OKAY, IF YOU INSIST.

Falcon busts in the door and flips on the light.

It sure is lesbian in here.]

n_objections March 8 2011, 05:45:38 UTC

[I guess Samus was turning her on instead of turning her off. A lot of realizations hit Samus at once with POUNDING THROBBING HEADACHE ACTION. ...Holy shit she passed out on top of her roommate. HOLY SHIT SHE IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT? WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED IN THOSE THREE HOURS? THREE HOURS THAT MEANS IT'S 6AM AAAAAA. So Samus, without thinking much about it, clamps her hands over Vap's mouth the second she whines.]

Ssh! Ssh! Don't do that! He'll hear you.

[OH MY GOD SOMEONE SET US UP THE COLONEL. Samus springs to her feet, pushing poor roomie to the floor without much of a care.]

vaporeonshowers March 8 2011, 05:48:35 UTC

[Oh man so many things happening at once. DOORS OPENING. WOMEN IN HER BED oh right she has a roomie now. BLINDING LIGHTS. MOUTH CLAMPING. And now being unceremoniously shoved to the floor?! This is too much.]

Hey, what the hell!?

colonel_falcon March 8 2011, 05:50:09 UTC

[Yeah. There's this guy. He's like. Really tall and totally consuming the doorway and dressed in some kind of weird military-lookin' training gear.

He's just going to fold his arms and wait patiently for the girls to figure out what the heck is even going on.]

n_objections March 8 2011, 05:57:01 UTC

[She's standing straight and tall with a salute but her eyes are squinty because the stupid lights are on and they are stupid bright and he is a stupid colonel and ggggaaaahhhhheadache. There is a large cowlick in her hair. Probably because of her roommate.]

Colonel, sir. [She is gritting her teeth] Requestingpermissiontoturnoffthelighttpleasesirpleaseturnoffthelights.

vaporeonshowers March 8 2011, 05:57:48 UTC

[Vaporeon blearily stares up at this guy. This is not a robot ninja. This is not... anybody she's seen before. She squeezes her eyes shut against the light and pinches the bridge of her nose, as though the back of her eyelids will provide enlightenment.

...Nope.]

Is that your dad or something...?

n_objections March 8 2011, 05:58:13 UTC

NO.

colonel_falcon March 8 2011, 05:58:38 UTC

[Despite the fact that Falcon is also tired and miserable, he is trying his best not to show it.]

Denied. You are not authorized to turn off the lights.

vaporeonshowers March 8 2011, 06:00:38 UTC

[Oh. This must be... Her trainer. But he is not Vaporeon's trainer, so he has no power over her. She gets up to turn the lights off in a fit of defiance against the asshole who thinks any time before 9 is a good time to wake up.]

colonel_falcon March 8 2011, 06:01:07 UTC

You're not authorized to turn off the lights either. You can turn them off when we leave.

vaporeonshowers March 8 2011, 06:02:30 UTC

You're not authorized to go barging into student's dorms! Especially girl students!

[DRAMATIC POINT.]

You're some kinda pervert, aren't you?!

n_objections March 8 2011, 06:03:55 UTC

[Samus just stands there in salute SMILING while this exchange happens.]

colonel_falcon March 8 2011, 06:06:58 UTC

I'm her superior officer and she is late.

[And then, to Samus.]

Ready?

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