Recap of Mayventures [text]

[icequeen_aran]

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THIS DOES NOT EXIST. OR DOES IT.

[pedaltothemetal]

♫ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

YOU LIVE IN A ZOO

I BLEW UP SOME SPACE PIRATES

AND THEY SMELLED JUST LIKE YOU ♫

ITT: DICK MEN WHO TOY WITH A GIRL'S FEELINGS

[icequeen_aran]

THE SECOND I STOP BEING NONE THE WISER I WILL STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOU.

AND I WILL YELL AT YOU FOREVER AND DISOWN YOU THE SECOND YOU GET BACK.

LIKE THE ICE QUEEN I AM.

THEN I WILL GO BLOW UP ZODA AND LEAVE HIS HEAD IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE BLUE FALCON.

ITT: DICKS

[pedaltothemetal]

YOU'LL MIIIIIISSS MEEEEEEE

ITT: DICKS AND EMOTIONAL RETARDS

[icequeen_aran]

YOU'LL MISS GETTING YOUR ASS SPANKED EVERY WEEKEND LIKE THE OVERGROWN BRAT YOU ARE.

BLOOD'S HEAD WILL BE IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.

THIS ONE IS MORE REAL THAN FALCON'S

[blondprodigy]

[Samus. Hey Samus. Bee bi bo bamus. Saaaamus. DO YOU LIKE SUPER TRIPLE CHOCOLATE FUDGE SWIRL CAKE I BET YOU DO. Maybe not the misshapenness and burntastic bottom, but hey. At least the happy birthday message is spelled right.]

Now with more real chocolate

[icequeen_aran]

[Oh no chocolate! Secret weakness! That is okay, the misshapenburness only adds to the charm. She's going to take you out for ice-cream later anyway and make fun of your new job as thanks. IT'S LIKE A BACKWARDS BIRTHDAY.]

Now with more "SO ABOUT THAT ALLOWANCE THING..."

[blondprodigy]

[A BACKWARDS BIRTHDAY FOR THE BACKWARDS FAMBLY. IT'S PERFECT.]

Is "ask your father" an acceptable response?

[icequeen_aran]

[Except Falcon isn't invited because he is a dick]