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iceshark182

Fist a Flyin'

Oct 08, 2002 12:01

Seeing as to how I have about an hours break between math and Chemistry, I've decided to post a coversation that me and my roomates and mazalewski were having. We were eating a delicious breakfats at the Broward Dinning Hall when we started to discuss fights and the bands that would win them. Whenever i see a band, i always wonder if they could ( Read more... )

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sexydecoy October 8 2002, 18:54:48 UTC

Awesome entry - I agree with most of them except if you've noticed the Hives are all Sweedish and they got a real fat, Ron Jeremy looking guitar player. The Vines are waif-like New York Rockers. Good for music, bad for ass-whoopin'. You know who should cross paths? J-Lo and a bus. I want to see that. Also, I'd like to know if the whole 'Axl Rose' is a pussy theory is accurate, as I've heard that the whole 'I'm gonna watch you bleeeeeeeed' thing is nothing but a high-pitched front to make up for his lack of testicles. Now I've got it: Axl vs. Vanilla Ice.

j9caf October 9 2002, 10:25:29 UTC

Great entry. You should of had Pepper and The Long Beach Dub All Stars duke it out against eachother. I think The Long Beach Dub All Stars would win, simply due to the fact that half of the band are lard asses, and we all know that lard asses are hard to move, even if they are not the best fighters in the world. Also, you should have pitted some Irish bands against eachother, like Flogging Molly and the Pouges. They'd both put up one hell of a fight, but they would just end up laughing over a pint of Guiness. So I suppose it would be a tie between the two, all though I am sure they could both rip U2 or the Cranberries some new arseholes.

D-Caff

iceshark182 October 10 2002, 08:57:52 UTC

yea, i was gonna try to get in some more ethnic fights but i forgot so many. I was thinkign Flogging Molly vs Dropkick Murphess, but that would be a very unfair fight. Maybe a three way sweedish battle royal with The Hives, ABBA, and Meshugah.
I also left out Brad Nowell from sublime vs Shannon Hoon from Blind Melon. Bradley would win that battle of fallen heros.
I should have pitted Rob Halford from Judas Priest vs George Micheal b/c i like to watch homosexuals slap each other, heck, i just like watching homosexuals. altho if u picked George Micheal to win that fight, u got another thing coming!

sexydecoy October 10 2002, 17:24:51 UTC

Ahh yes, Rob Halford jokes.
"Think I'm straight? You got another thing comin'..."
or
"I'm in another man cummin'..."
OR
"Breakin' the law, breakin' the law (with sodomy)"

Thank you.

iceshark182 October 11 2002, 09:52:01 UTC

Those are some clever jokes young alex. Wish you were her in "Gay-nesville" b/c today it actually is Ganesville, its Gay week here. Balletta and Tall kevin came up this weekend and we're just now leaving to the Giant closet from which u can run out off and proclaim your sexuallity. they even take pictures for you. Im coming out as a pedophile, kevin, as a sheep lover, Mikes just good old fashioned Gay

DAN-O! I MISS YOU!!! anonymous October 10 2002, 20:48:23 UTC

Well biotch, long time, no talk. Hows school? It's kick ass over here in Jax. Having the time of my life as a matter of fact. I loved this entry! Cracked me and my roommate up! We have a match-up for you, or a couple rather.
1) MC Hammer vs. Sir Mix-a-lot
2) Right Said Fred vs. Ricky Martin
3) Mick Jagger vs. Bono
4) Presidents of the United States of America vs. well anyone actually.

Just a thought. Anyway, email me sometime (ashlee0523@aol.com). I hope youre doing well over there. Tell everyone I said howdy doody! loves ya

~Ashlee with 2 E's~

Re: DAN-O! I MISS YOU!!! iceshark182 October 11 2002, 09:54:09 UTC

Hey hey, been long time stranger. Me balleta and bobby and kevin were actually in Jacksonville for the Gwar concert last night. Lovely town. Bobby got us lost.

Re: DAN-O! I MISS YOU!!! anonymous October 20 2002, 15:08:02 UTC

thats because bobby sucks...sorry bob....still love ya man.

~ash~

Good Stuff anonymous October 15 2002, 12:08:36 UTC

Love the match ups...i disagree with the result of the femmes vs the giants....they just might be giants and that would give them the edge i think....as for a match you neglected to put up is The dropkick murpheys vs the bouncing souls which is a victory for the souls no questions asked! OLE! anyways i think im gonna start up a journal again....gimmy a passcode damn it!
till laytah...its mikey b signin off