Funny picture operations have moved here. The Tumblr will be a collection of pictures and topics for which I will make short, humorous gripes. Thanks and apologies to plainiac for inspiring my username. Anything serious or sincere will still be posted here. Check it out!

     I used to have a very strong need to express myself. This journal, as you may remember, began as a home to my often-failed attempts at humorous rants, then turned into a home for my often depressing series of autobiographical comics, and now I post funny pictures. Every so often I'd write a movie or book review, and more often still I'd write ( Read more... )

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One phrase that has been bothering me for a while is when people say, usually via status updates on Facebook or away messages, that they are "with the boyfriend/husband/(term for significant other)."

No, you are with your boyfriend. Actually, the grammar isn't even what bothers me, nor is the objective quality that the boyfriend in question takes ( Read more... )

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I work at a comedy club.

Guy calls around noon.
"Hello?"
He tells me he wants to be a comedian. Great. We get calls like this all the time. In a recession, everyone wants to be a comic. They either have an abundance of pent up rage or they think it's an easy path to riches. It's not. This guy fell under the latter category.
He asks if we had " ( Read more... )

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 So, thanks in part to my pal Domenick, I am now a contributor for Creative Loafing! Anyway, long story short, here is my first film review:

blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/12/movie-review-the-time-travelers-wife-starring-eric-bana-and-rachel-mcadams/

It's not in the print edition, but if you do pick it up my name is in the inside cover ( Read more... )