Let me just give you this one little piece of advice. Never. Leave. New York. Far off places in America might seem like fun when visiting for a week or two but once you are here and you realize what a fucking MORON YOU WERE FOR LEAVING BEHIND YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND OF COURSE STREET NAMES THAT YOU FUCKING RECOGNIZE. I fucking hate feeling lost all the time, I hate that the only person I have to rely on for companionship is the person I moved down here for, I hate that even tho I am the biggest homebody that even I crave some sort of night life and I HATE IT HERE. I want to go home.
The irony in all this is I myself am not originally from NY but am now accepting that NY is a lot greater than any place else period. Can you come pick me up now?
Well, my car would prob break down in PA, because PA is the eighth circle of hell, but would gladly collect you from the major transportation hub of your choice if ever you were in truly dire straits. Because I am awesome that way.
Plus, road trip! Yay!
Or, as an alternative, I could send you a care package of bagels and black & white cookies. Cause that's what NY is all about. Carbs.
Do NOT listen to him about never leaving NY, Northern VA is a fab place to live, and is close enough you can go visit and get yalls precious bagels/pizza/freaky black and white cookies, yet far enough away that you can afford rent without selling a kidney! AND I AM HERE AND YOU LOVE ME!!!!!! And we have Sonic, swarms of mountains and you get to dress up and be geeky with a ton of other people. Now excuse me I have to go save Taz from Maggie, he apparently think growling is an invitation...
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The irony in all this is I myself am not originally from NY but am now accepting that NY is a lot greater than any place else period. Can you come pick me up now?
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Plus, road trip! Yay!
Or, as an alternative, I could send you a care package of bagels and black & white cookies. Cause that's what NY is all about. Carbs.
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