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frogs in top hats are a sign that something is wrong.
Is it truly time to start updating this journal again? Indeed it is so ( Read more... ) -
a bitch with a stick
What's the prospect Mr. Helmsley?
Your monacle seems fogged.
A bitch with a stick.
What would you know about it?
Just like a bitch with a stick.
Did you know that about yourself, world?
Who wants to touch my hair?
It's like tapdancing on the moon. -
in the trees...
Upon completion of a successful murder, the right and proper thing for one to do is to send an apology to the victim's mother. The type of apology can vary depending on said victim. I find cards to be nice, but if the act was particularly depraved or brutal, flowers may also be desireable ( Read more... ) -
it's one of these fuckin things.
Havn't done one of these quiz/survey things in a pretty long time so I am overdue. Read on or ignore it altogether, you're gonna die either way. Also, this shit is stolen straight from Ian's xanga site. Both quizzes ( Read more... ) -
trust me, it's a drinking game
I would like to say happy birthday to my very good friend Jason Frey. He is 20 today and he is one of the best people I know. If you see him, give him money ( Read more... ) -
A beverage made with one shot of espresso in a cup of two-thirds steamed milk.
I was walking back from class today and the typical looking sorority girl walked past me talking on her cell phone. She said, "Well can't you make a latte without the espresso machine?" Wow. What is it about this single, stupid sentence that seems like it could be a slogan for a whole generation ( Read more... ) -
this racism is killin' me inside.
I read on imdb today that Sony spent $100,000 to digitally remove a red string kabbalah bracelet from Ashton Kutcher's wrist in his new movie Guess Who, because test audiences found it "annoying". That is some of the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard. American movie audiences are so incredibly stupid. Also, they won't shut up in the damn movie ( Read more... ) -
salvation lies behind those dead eyes.
Thanks to Ian's post and Sarah's comment on my livejournal telling me about it I am now in possession of the new Alkaline Trio album. Much appreciation goes out to you my fine friends. This album rules. All of you bow down before it or be struck down by the black lightning of Hell. Seriously though, it is really good. I am happy about it. If you ( Read more... )
