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[icy_horus]

That stupid holiday is next week, isn't it? More kids in costumes trying to scam us for sweets, and then Lord Dio complains because their blood makes him hyper. It's like Thanksgiving, only with less fat and more sugar.

Lord Dio, if you don't mind, I'm taking that day off. One of your other human freeloaders can watch the grounds. I also want

Comments

[artz_fabelhaft]

Can't you just use your Stand on them?

[icy_horus]

I suppose I could, but Lord Dio prefers them warm this time of year.

[wear_this_rat]

Don't hate Halloween, I think the kids in costume are cute~.

[icy_horus]

Human kids are evil, dumb creatures. Maybe I can convince Boingo to shoo them away.

[wear_this_rat]

Who cares how evil they are, don't you just want to hug them~?

[icy_horus]

I could have Horus give them a BIG hug...

[un_earth]

I hope you don't include me in that human freeloader statement.

[icy_horus]

Hmmmm... well, I suppose you do earn your keep. Outside of you and Boingo I easily lose track of the people Lord Dio keeps.

[un_earth]

Earn my keep. So otherwise I wouldn't deserve to live here?

[icy_horus]

Oh come now, Versace. You know that's not what I meant. Besides, you've lived here longer than I have... I think.

[gangstazombie]

Kids are a bitch. Always fucking around with the graveyard and shit. Should help myself, huh.

[icy_horus]

Well said. Damn human children...

[gangstazombie]

Always great to watch them run away shrieking before I bite their little skulls in half, though. Little shits.

[icy_horus]

You do have some good taste. I prefer dogs, myself. Perhaps I can convince Lord Dio to let you take over for Halloween.

[space_ripper]

The hyperactivity isn't the bad part...it's the inevitable crash later. I much prefer actually leaving the house because it's the one night no one questions how I dress...or kill people.

[icy_horus]

Of course, Lord Dio. If that is the case, then I will remain on duty. But, if I get covered in egg again...

[space_ripper]

Kill them and leave the blood for me.

[icy_horus]

Understood, my lord.