I know lyrics don't really count, but in honor of my trip to Mexico this weekend, I give you ( Counterclockwise )

I'm grouchy, so I googled for a grouchy poem. Somehow this turned up. I'm still grouchy, but amused, too. I have no clue what this means, but I sure as hell like it. So there.

( The Jumblies by Edward Lear )

This woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one.

I stole some pirate poems from this guy's blog in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Tuesday.

( Arrrr! )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, elf_owl!!!!

I just read that Ann Richards died. I was in college in Texas during her governorship and I've always admired her. She wasn't afraid to be a woman, and she knew that as a woman, she had the power to take on any man. She was funny, smart, and one of the few aspects of Texas I actually liked while I was there. I campaigned for her (to the extent ( Read more... )

( two from e. e. cummings, because I couldn't decide )

Okay, I've loved Neil Gaiman for a long time. After reading his most recent blog post, I love him way more! I'm laughing like a moron at work right now...

check it out

( Grammar )

"Calm is all Nature as a Resting Wheel ( Read more... )