I am an Aunt! My nephew, Kai Gabriel, was born March 10th at 1:09am. He is 7lbs and 15ozs. 19 1/2 inches long and simply adorable.

( Pool//Tipsy'ness )

( Mmm...booze peektures! )

( Another drunken night )

I am sick. Sick to the point of coughing up blood. Well, I dont feel ill, except for this damned cough. It is very annoying.

Everyone should send me Tussin with Vodka in it to make me feel better.

Well, my cooter is back in commission.

I dont really write in this thing anymore. That's probably because livejournal is horrible compared to www.greatestjournal.com (n have a whole different identity over there because I am super sneaky. Bwa ha ha!)

I have a cramp in my side. Ow.

1000mg of percoset doesn't make surgery any less painful it just makes me goofy and ouchy ( Read more... )

No, really, guys. I'm dead for serious this time. Ow.

4 days nicotine free and my head is going to fall off. I'm dying with out my newports.

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

...But honestly, I dont want anyone to know who I am because I'm afraid they'll leave...

/emo