dude, katie you better comment cause you never comment back on the things i say on your journal :(

[id4joe]

Post your favorite fake memory of me. It can be anything you wish, so long as it never actually happened. I really just want to be amused right now, so I don't give a damn who you are or anything like that. Make me laugh. Then post this in your journal so then you can see your friends' favorite fake memory of you.

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[_sharpobjects]

one time in 6th grade, you came over to my house and I was like "heyjoe. let's go to petsmart." soo we did and there was that HUGE horse trottin' around and we were like wtf is going on?? and then there was this huuuge black bear with "I <3 NY" written on it's belly.
that was f-ing crazy.
but that really isn't fake... it did happen.
you just don't remember because you got in a car wreck a year ago when a cow darted in front of your car. yes, you've been living the same day over and over again for a year now.
everyday, it's my birthday to you so you keep buying me the sixth sense.
*sigh* I wish I could help you.

[_karmawillfucku]

Joe I remember that one time when we were in the park with a bunch of our friends, and someone slipped a date-rape drug into your soda. You were so out of it, you streaked through a 7 year olds birthday party and kept yelling at the little kids, and you threatened to set fire to the pinata if they didn't give you some cake. Then you were so exhausted you passed out in the back seat of that one chick's car; and she didn't know you were in there for a few days. Then you woke up as she was driving down the road and scared the crap out of her.

[_sharpobjects]

hahahah
isn't that like what happened to that girl on Poltergeist?

[_karmawillfucku]

I don't remember. I haven't seen any of those movies in like 7483938587449384 years.

[_sharpobjects]

cause she was talking about when she was a teenager, she slept walked into someone's car and they were driving to work and got reeally scared.

[_all_on_black_]

i remember this one time i walked in on you having sex w/ that one fat old man. and i was like, joe! what are you doing! and you were like, get out! and i was like, oh god! oh hold on. these are supposed to be fake memories? oh, nvm then.

[headoverheels00]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[headoverheels00]

I remember back one Sunday, we had all just finished emptying out my car from the show, and you we're playing on youre wheel chair, and as a car came around the corner, you fell in the middle of the street. The guy in the car braked really fast, jumped out of the car to come help you, then you got up and took the wheel chair back in your garage.

(That would've been hilarious, but no!)

Re: pooo

[id4joe]

katie, helllllooooo,
this is supposed to be a cool fake memory, not a real memory, what were ya thinkin man?????

you need to follow veronica and kelley's sweet examples and think up a sweet fake memory