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Chiropractor told me since my back was improving, next I should go to the Lancome store, get a free makeup lesson, find a great guy, and before I know it, I'll be living in NJ with a family of my own! WTF!?!?!? Lady, if you weren't LEANING ON MY SPINE...
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In a New Jersey State of Mind
I suffer from what I call "The New Jersey of the Soul." (No offense, New Jersey.) This affliction causes me to feel, no matter where on the globe I am (Manhattan, Seoul, Hawaii, some parts of Beijing) as if I were in New Jersey.
Although when I was in Charlottesville, VA, I did feel more like I was Nyack, so I've got that going for me.
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True story
I actually started the morning by whipping heavy cream into butter so it wouldn't go bad. -
Also green tea. Also white tea. Also oolong tea.
Dear Herbal Tea,
I hate you.
Love,
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Me, the tool user
When you purchase a mini-trampoline online, I expect it would be useful to know before you pay that the assembly instructions call for 3 able-bodied adults to assemble the thing. Girls who are 4'10" living with two 70-year olds need not apply ( Read more... ) -
My Bridget Jones Life
Currently reading "The Two Income Trap" and terrifying myself ( Read more... ) -
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And now, the iPad
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Good times!
The Food Network is back, and my father is happy once more. Phew!
Yesterday, my ex-roommate threw a lovely joint birthday party for Li and me. There was much merriment and many board games to play. (As an unsocialized, only-child type person, I never learned the art of playing games, so I just ate cheese and heckled the actual players.)
She even ( Read more... )