Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I spoke some of my unspoken words ( Read more... )

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

i want a bumper sticker that says "when the rapture comes, i will eat your kids"

i think i will make one.

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on the paper i had wirtten "you"

and i told him

"that is a list of the people who are standing too close"

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