Horatio Alger needs to die.

At fourteen, I wrote a personal statement for a science class that explained one of my greatest influences in my life. My parents' divorce when I was six made the cut ( Read more... )

For everyone that's ever said: if I could relive my life then with what I know now...

...it's not all that it's cracked up to be. Constantly, I feel I'm trapped in a state of deja vu and even though I know better, I still have a hard time acting in a different manner than I did the first time around. Unfortunately, in this case, I believe that my ( Read more... )

eight:thirtyIf, for whatever reason, you feel righteous enough to tell me that I did not do what I have, I carry much respect for your convictions regardless of how false I believe them to be. However, as it stands, I know the truth and when my ultimate judgment comes, it will be Him I stand before rather than yourself. If I did mistake the actions ( Read more... )

I'm sure a more legitimate post is in order after a lengthy delay; however, this has to be said:

To: Phoenix Coyotes
CC: Gary Bettman, NHL Owners Association, NHLPAAre you fucking serious?! You've barely managed to convince a judge to disallow a man to hijack an organization and turn into something profitable by suggesting that you'll be able to ( Read more... )

Contrary to popular rumour, bacon and eggs is NOT gay.

However, I will entertain trade options for the rainbow and future considerations.
...and Rosie O'Donnell is not considered a 'future consideration'.

six:thirtyeightIt's been a long, hard road; but, after months of struggling, I have a new computer and a re-established internet connection. During the process I came to realize how much I adore the XP operating system as opposed to Vista and am I considering shelling out the extra $150 to 'downgrade' when I purchase my next laptop. (All that, of ( Read more... )

I'll make h[er] smile because [s]he needs it.
I'll make h[er] smile so I can kill it and eat it.I suppose that when you're at work and something presents itself, in terms of a sign, that you can't ignore it. I erased what was previously saved and started from scratch because of it. A rather large spill was made and, due to the volume that my store ( Read more... )

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(recovered from a previous attempt)
one_thirtysevenshe is a writer, so they say ( Read more... )

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even stevens is on...after scanning through the channels multiple times...and i am reminded of quite the crush i ha(d/ve) on christy carlson romano. even further, the question must be asked: "how did the disney corporation let the stable they had disappear/get out of control?" lindsay lohan, anne hathaway, emmy rossum, hillary duff (eh, ( Read more... )