friday the 13th started out with a spider in my car. then i went to the doctor to get my foot checked out after a 20+ pound brake rotor fell on it while at work the night before. this ended up with me being tossed on a set of crutches and having my foot xrayed and wrapped up then being sent home with a bottle of pills. then a friend i haven't heard ( Read more... )

please tell me someone remembers this game...

sissyfight.com

i forgot how amazing it was

im addicted to qvc...this is bad.

my dog is so deaf that it's sadly funny. i'll yell for her while she's right next to me and she still looks and walks the other way ( Read more... )

ww3 is taking place in my colon and the victims are shooting out of my ass. i should really start taking my stomach pills at full dose again :|

its my birthday! yay!! i can't sleep and i wish i could. then i'd be really happy ( Read more... )

my mom kicked me out about 2 weeks ago. i'm living at danny's house. we have to sleep together. when we sleep all i hear is snoring and obnoxious teeth grinding that has a crunchy yet squeaky sound to it. apparently i wiggle in my sleep ( Read more... )

kristi finally convinced me to post an update in this thing so here we go ( Read more... )

it's been one year and 26 days since i last made a post in this thing. wow.

the new head automatica album is hot.