don't read this if you're easily grossed out...

[idiot_wind]

i am so traumatized. we have mice, and as cute as they are, they have diseases and stuff, plus it's really freaky when you're walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night and a small animal runs over your feet. so i set out to buy traps. the traditional ones that break their backs seemed so awful, so i went for the glue traps, which are

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[somundane]

I started laughing and remembered the episode of sex and the city when carrie's russian boyfriend kills the mouse in her apartment with a frying pan.

[vincenza]

rodents are gross. don't let them convince you otherwise.

they just look at me with such superiority

[mentyrosa]

you know, that's what I think when I see squirrels.
they're so fucking pompous at berkeley. they will steal your food from your hand and they walk around like they fucking own the place. I'm like, hello, did you forget you're a rodent? just because you have that fancy tail? puh-lease. learn your place before I bring in a hyperactive labrador to SHOW you your place, beeyotch.

Re: they just look at me with such superiority

[idiot_wind]

shut up you guys suck.

[smackypoo]

oh dustina i have the chills

i killed so many big ants this year because they were invading the bathroom and every time i killed one there was this crunch

awful

even vegetarians kill, sometimes

i think if you get no-kill traps you will be ok. maybe keep one as a pet and nourish it and then you won't feel bad anymore.

and the fact that you care means you have a soul and i'm sure the mice would appreciate it if they could

[idiot_wind]

thank you for understanding. i knew adri and alejandra would be cold and unfeeling. i really do think i'm going to get some mice as pets to make amends, and also just cause, they're cute and we can't get a cat cause my roommate's allergic.

[ex_casablanc453]

BAAHAHAHAHA.

just use the break-the-back ones. i had mice in my spartment and thats what we did. the bad thing is if you forget about them/put them in secretive places, it starts to stink like dead mouse. but they were in my bread basket and i wanted veangance.