Comments | idiotic_bitches: Everything in life is like a well made ham sandwich

idiotic_bitches

Everything in life is like a well made ham sandwich

Mar 31, 2005 08:41

It is 8:42 in the am and i am awake and sitting and not asleep. I have a question. Why, WHY does the roomate wake up at 7 every day when she does NOT have class untill 10 or 11 and FUCKING BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG gurgle gurgle gurgle BANG BANG???? I do not understand this situation ( Read more... )

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djwheezy March 31 2005, 19:39:45 UTC

yes please
aaaaand sigur ros.

This took me fucking FOUR TRIES TO GET RIGHT markymarkiship April 1 2005, 00:16:35 UTC

"bought cereal and MILK and orange juice and i am eating breakfast."

"i just spilled milk all over my computer"

"bra change"

You better be talkin' about 35 consecutive seconds of sweet sweet breasts being put into bras. IF NOT, I will eat your lung. IF YES, I will grow udders and feed you milk every day. And I will still eat your lung.

COME BACK TO PORTLAND OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.

Re: This took me fucking FOUR TRIES TO GET RIGHT idiotic_bitches April 1 2005, 01:10:50 UTC

YOU KNOW I WAS TALKIN ABOUT CONSECUTIVE SECONDS OF FANTASTIC BREAST BRA CHANGE MANIA. eat my lung no matter what. i command it.

nasty_nate April 1 2005, 10:48:32 UTC

jean...come back.

idiotic_bitches April 1 2005, 17:22:03 UTC

I don't have a ride! Come get me

markymarkiship April 2 2005, 18:44:26 UTC

TAKE GREYHOUND. What the f. WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFF uck.

idiotic_bitches April 2 2005, 20:53:57 UTC

Greyhound only works with money. MONEY.

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