Mike needs to hang out with me someday.
I love Harry Potter the most.
Sherwood for three days with Sara's family. Sara's family is awesome, I love it, I'm going to have a lot of fun.
People on livejournal who actually matter should call my phone LIKE MIKE, ESPECIALLY MIKE:
503-539-8702.
That's it. That's all I need.

i dont have the internet because qwest is a bitch and is a bastard and i hate it.

so fucking deal with it.

guess who i am..

DEAD NAZIS!

elimi-date is a very funny show. and the guys on the show think they're really awesome but they're not. makes me laugh alot. why are date shows funny. makes me laugh mucho.

sometimes people paint they're toenails.

the end.

current events ( Read more... )

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ohhhhhh you dont know?! oh shit son, im 'bout to tell you ( Read more... )

i just heard about this guy who was crying to a girl on aim, because she wouldnt wait in the rain for him or some stupid shit like that. anyway he's an emo shit face. i hate him and i dont even know him. he's 118 lbs and i could beat him up if i wanted. i want to hit him hard in the face, in his emo shit crusty ass dumb glasses face ( Read more... )

i've never had a lingerie wearing women in my bed before and i gotta tell you boys, its to be recommended. to all my bro's and brah's: i suddgest you run to the nearest fredrick's and get you some ( Read more... )

that's right, my new day off is monday ( Read more... )