"Abraham Lincoln is not a platypus" she tells me. Whatever.

"But the system let me backup the files and didn't warn me not to!"

"The system would also let you send your picture and contact details to a rough trade gay contact mailing list saying you like to be surprised with power tools in a non-consensual role play scenario - but that doesn’t mean you SHOULD do it.!"

I made some comments previously about romantic goodbyes and how airplanes have ruined them. Well romantic goodbyes are alive and well on our nations railroads and I've learned something else about them. They suck. They just fucking suck alright? Fuck saying goodbye, fuck being apart, fuck trying not to look sad while the person you love speeds away ( Read more... )

Holy Shit!! There's a pinata in here, what more can I say?

The consensus, apparently is "Duh". And I couldn't be happier with it.

Imagine that final scene from Casablanca where Rick tells Ilsa she has to get on the plane and she walks away towards the plane and up the stairs with Laszlo and out of his life forever. Now imagine that same scene, only instead Ilsa and Laszlo have to work their way down a turnstile towards some minimum wage earning knuckle dragger who inspects ( Read more... )

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I'm sure most of you who play online games have already seen these people and their highly polished, professional looking website. So any observations I might make about when heavily regulated, centrally controlled, and entirely notional game currency becomes indistinguishable from heavily regulated, centrally controlled, and largely notional real ( Read more... )

I understand that driving can be the most difficult part of any family vacation. Particularly when you're driving a Hindenburg sized RV full of fat screaming children and towing a 20 foot bass boat which is filled with yet more of the useless crap you require in order to enjoy yourself in the "Great Outdoors". To help I have compiled this helpful ( Read more... )

I feel like I've finally got a handle on whats going on right now. I don't know what happens from here, but I'm optimistic which is a nice change.