Comments | idkmybffcedric: just found out there's no such thing as the real world

idkmybffcedric

just found out there's no such thing as the real world

May 10, 2009 20:12

[accidental video]

[The entry opens on Dan jolting awake from where he's laying slumped on a bench, snoring softly. The right side of his face is bright red from being smushed against hard plastic. He may be drooling a little.]

I'm up, I'm up! Crap, I'm going to-- Okay. Okay, this is weird.

[He trails off, rubbing a hand over his face, and ( Read more... )

tl;dr, worst coma ever, am i in hell, brooklyn boy in a manhattan world, fml, could be chuck's fault too, idk my bff class issues, pretty sure this is blair's fault, dan humphrey is judging you, don't feed the idiot, sir pretentious douchington, get back in the idiot corner

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1/WHO EVEN KNOWS <3333333333333333 theserenashow May 11 2009, 03:31:34 UTC

theserenashow May 11 2009, 03:32:10 UTC

Oh my God.

theserenashow May 11 2009, 03:32:33 UTC

D-

theserenashow May 11 2009, 03:33:07 UTC

DAN?

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voice; 1/3 7thborn May 11 2009, 03:38:52 UTC

Regulus?

voice; 2/3 7thborn May 11 2009, 03:40:11 UTC

No, not Regulus. Not even English. What in Merlin's name...

voice; FFF SORRY 7thborn May 11 2009, 03:41:02 UTC

Er, sorry about that. You look ridiculously like-

Well, never mind. You're in the City, though I doubt that helps very much.

voice; 1/2 probably idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 03:53:29 UTC

No, not English. Unless you don't go by the authenticity of our war for independence and... about 300 hundred years of history. Which I'm sure is a valid viewpoint for someone, somewhere. Sarah Palin could have been president, so I'm sure someone out there doesn't believe in the Revolution.

...The City? As in... which city? There are a lot.

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sword_boy May 11 2009, 03:47:20 UTC

This is the City, not your own personal Hell. If you wanted a personal hell, based on what I could guess about you after that lengthy speech, try my world. 5 minutes there, and you'll have your identity stolen... literally.

...Chuck Bass... I know him. Nice guy.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 03:56:23 UTC

...Good thing we're not there. Wait, your world? What does that even--

You think Chuck Bass. Is... nice? We're talking about the same guy here, right? Sleezy, rich, annoying, attempted date rapist of my little sister?

private; theserenashow May 11 2009, 04:02:07 UTC

Also, could you tone it down on the anti-Chuck spiel?

private; idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 04:06:28 UTC

Is there anything I said that's untrue? And... you know what, this is my coma. Dream. Something. I should have autonomy as to what I say about an actual attempted date rapist.

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malleableworld May 11 2009, 04:16:08 UTC

Not hell.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 04:25:07 UTC

I got the memo. Alternate dimension. Of course.

malleableworld May 11 2009, 04:37:53 UTC

Sort of.

I'm Nate.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 04:41:51 UTC

Dan Humphrey.

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thefutureking May 11 2009, 05:24:24 UTC

You know Chuck and Serena?

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:25:55 UTC

Ex-girlfriend and co-bane of my existence. In reverse order.

thefutureking May 11 2009, 05:29:57 UTC

Co-bane of your existence? I think I like you already.

idkmybffcedric May 11 2009, 05:38:51 UTC

...You mean not everyone here is a Chuck Bass fan? Thank God, I thought I wandered into the land of pod people. Or another Upper East Side.

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