ninety-four. [voice]

[idkmybfftony]

Hey guys! Guess what today is? Guess.

....

Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!

Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war

Comments

[mashespotatoes]

I'm not sure how I should phrase something congratulatory. My brother used to call it Tag der Befreiung, but...

Happy V-E Day, I suppose?

[idkmybfftony]

But it's a good day! So you should be like, happy and stuff!

Of course!

[mashespotatoes]

Of course.

[idkmybfftony]

We should do something!

[hellyesamerica]

I knew that! Everyone should know these things. Do you seriously have to make posts?

... Oh but hey! Does that mean you're gonna do something with Germany today? It's like an anniversary! HOW'S BERLIN

[idkmybfftony]

I post these things to point out how awesome I am, duh! I don't talk about myself enough on this thing!

An anniversary? Yeah, I guess so.

I should, huh! Maybe Japan, too!

[hellyesamerica]

Good point! Well, happy VE day, other-me! Haha!

[PLOTTING FOR YOUR SAKE]

I don't know if Japan would wanna go! The Japan in my world isn't very outgoing, at least. ...But I'm sure you and Germany can find something to do!

[pakisunotpaku]

When you "fixed Germany?"

That's not a very nice way to put it.

...But it's still a good day to remember.

[idkmybfftony]

But it's true! I made him not crazy and stuff and then we became friends! That's called 'fixing'!

[pakisunotpaku]

It's called "helping." That's a better word.

[idkmybfftony]

But I went beyond helping!

[master_of_dudes]

I thought 4th of July is when we beat Europe.

[idkmybfftony]

Nope! That was when we just kicked England's ass and humiliated him in front of everyone ever.

Today is when we kicked Hitler's ass and humiliated him in front of everyone ever!

[master_of_dudes]

They aren't on the same day?!

[idkmybfftony]

No way! I can't have all my awesome on one single day! The rest of the year would get jealous!

[moralviking]

Victory in Europe?

[idkmybfftony]

Yup! Also known as the official end to World War II, where I did an awesome job of making sure Germany wasn't crazy anymore!

[moralviking]

Now, I admit I ain't seen 'round Europe as much as I ought to, but I haven't heard of any World Wars breakin' out. Not in my lifetime. Last I heard, that big ol' Prussian empire was off buildin' boats and the like.