ninety-four. [voice]

[idkmybfftony]

Hey guys! Guess what today is? Guess.

....

Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!

Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war

Comments

[reckless_eagle]

[Fffff, someone doesn't know how to respond to that, since all he really knows about the war is that, uh, millions of his people died, Germany feels shitty about it after the fact, and... what the Major told him.]

[In light of which, he's just... not sure how much any "victory" can mean.]

Oh... Like, how long has it been?

[idkmybfftony]

....65 years? Yeah. Something like that.

[Voice]

[crymogaea]

Are you planning to celebrate it?

[jesusing_clown]

The second- What?? Who's Hitler?

[sunneverset]

You didn't fix Germany.

[idkmybfftony]

Of course I did! I fixed him and his economy and his government and his bro-

...

Yeah!

[sunneverset]

There's a giant wall running through the middle of his capitol. How is that fixed?

[idkmybfftony]

Boss tore it down a few years ago! Very dramatic speech and everything! Moved everyone to tears. It was glorious!

[Video]

[helena_campbell]

Err... happy Victory in Europe day?