ninety-four. [voice]

[idkmybfftony]

Hey guys! Guess what today is? Guess.

....

Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!

Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war

Comments

[bonnefois]

You did not do it single-'andedly! You were late to zat war!

[idkmybfftony]

Nope! I showed up at just the right time!

[bonnefois]

When ze rest of us 'ad already been fighting for two years!

ahhh /loses game of life forever.

[mashespotatoes]

...You didn't really do much, either.

[alterdreveries]

.... Huh?

[Lol, Kanami doesn't know any of that.]

[idkmybfftony]

Exactly!

[alterdreveries]

Exactly what? I don't get a thing you said.

[idkmybfftony]

That's what happened! Duh!

[rebelroses]

...

[Rose is lost on words, thinking what an idiot he was.]

Uhh.... Happy early birthday, America....

[Lol! Don't mind her]