Fifteen Explosions [Video] Get out of my way, step aside

[idmakeitaweek]

[Tony looks rather worse for the wear. In fact he looks a lot worse for the wear. His hair is standing on end, his clothes are rumpled and he has stubble along his jaw where he is usually incredibly close shaven at all times of the day.]

⌈Sir, surely she's merely a--⌋

[Tony cuts JARVIS off in midsentence]So help me God, JARVIS if you tell me she'

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[romininoff]

[Kicking that door, there buddy.]

My. Name. Is! ROMANOFF!

[idmakeitaweek]

I know this but you'll thank in the morning for attempting to keep some sort of security in place.

[romininoff]

Security from what? Stupid old guys?

[idmakeitaweek]

You seem to like to play pretend and tell everyone your name is Natalie Rushman. Of course that cover is blown now.

[repeatshimself]

...how old are we talking about?

[romininoff]

I'm seven years old. [Duuuuuuh.] And he is mean!

[repeatshimself]

He is a jerk, I'll agree with you there.

[romininoff]

The biggest jerk ever. Are you a jerk too?

[child_radical]

I can't help you on the last part, I was just precocious as a child.

[romininoff]

What does that mean?

[child_radical]

You're trying to act a bit too big for your britches.

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[romininoff]

[Dead. Silence.]

action; oh man can SHODAN play with Natalie?

[reroutedbrain]

[Tiny kid hands are banging on the door to City Solutions...]

Don't lock her up like that! And don't be mean to JARVIS -- he's better than you!

[ooc: have SHODAN, also tiny and crazy]

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[romininoff]

[SHODAN will hear a crash, and giggling.]

JARVIS doesn't even have a body!

action;

[reroutedbrain]

[She flicks on her light-blade -- the one she uses normally, that a kid really shouldn't be carrying around -- and starts slashing at the door. The metal heats and hisses.]

AIs are cooler than humans.

Hey, let me in!

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[romininoff]

AI sounds stupid and boring. JARVIS can't dance.

[soccershrimp]

Dude, insulting her by calling her a little girl isn't gonna help you.

[idmakeitaweek]

It's hardly an insult. She's tiny, probably even small for her age.

Which is apparently seven as she continues to repeat to me in a very loud tone.

[soccershrimp]

It is an insult. No kid likes to be called little. Are you stupid or something?

[ooc: Please don't mind Ken. He was a less than ideal child. ^^;]

[idmakeitaweek]

Of course. That's the problem here.