i seriously feel like i am sixteen all over again. i love it.

cops hate sledding.
i hate cops.
i want to blow up a cop car.
glue is all that matters in life.
beer keeps me drunk.
drinking makes me rule.
i hate faggot college students.
choke down on the thick bodacious ganje bud.
livejournal is dead.

in case you haven't known ( Read more... )

as of lately life has been a total drag. i work all the fucking time. and basically all of my money goes to my car. nothing is ever happening for fun anymore. last summer fucking ruled. everyone wanted to hang out all the time. and everyone did. in large amounts. shows, parties, kickball. this summer has been filled with pretty much nothing. there ( Read more... )

see clerks II. seriously.

i need more money. break are fixed. still owe my parents $500 dollars for the car. but i still need around another $300 to get something else fixed. and i also got in a beautiful car accident last night and would like to pay for the ladies car to get fixed instead of having my insurance go through the roof. so buy my shit ( Read more... )

i saw the new pirates of the caribean movie. let me tell you it suckedddddd so much. i had no idea what happened. no one did.

on the other hand me and brendon will soon be writing the best movie ever "pizza man" and we will make so much money from it.

i am incredibly broke. i owe my parents $700. i also need money to get my car fixed because i cant drive it until i get it fixed. so i need around $1,000. heres a list of shit i am putting up for sale that i could live without ( Read more... )

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i am done for school in two days ( Read more... )