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[ieatshoes]

So I'm at the bar the other night, and this girl comes up to me, we'll call her Lonnie Owens... just to keep identities concealed. She's says to me "you were mean to me in highschool

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[f3nix23]

you never talked to me in high school grant. your a terd.

[ieatshoes]

Thats because you're a loser Mike... a complete and utter failure at everything and a boil on the ass or society.

And becasue you call me things like "terd."

[cmugrly]

hahahahahaha... smashley

[ieatshoes]

Did she start with smashley or trashley?

[colloquialdream]

Omg--like, this one time I smiled with my eyes at you and you didn't smile with your eyes back. I know I was ugly and wore a skirt, but you're mean.

heh

boobs.

[ieatshoes]

Sorry, my eyes were closed. And those skirts... hot.

Balls

[colloquialdream]

those skirts were hot? ahahha riiiight