Last updated... 85 weeks ago. How crazy is that? Forgot I had one of these things... my plate is way to full with things like being unemployed and lazy to keep up with such self-expressing nonsensory.

Hope everyone is lovely, however; though I'm not even sure who "everyone" is anymore.

I totally forgot about this thing.

Hope all is well.

Check out the new pick... it looks like a vagina, but really its a hand on a mouse!!!!

WOOOOOH HOOOOOOOOOOO

When the fuck did I become the responsible one?

note to self: procrastination is caused by the religious right putting anti-motivation drugs in my happy meals ( Read more... )

Alright, so whats up with the all the late night sexual text messaging commercials? Is this really attractive to people ( Read more... )

Man, I forgot how much people in college drink. I mean, I drink a lot, but damn. People don't drink they D-R-I-N-K.

This shit wears ya doen after a little bit. Eh, who am I kidding. I always drink this much, its just that here everyone does it with me.

Crash = Best Picture.

Way to go academy... my sentiments exactly.

I love that shows like Maury are still on TV ( Read more... )

So I'm at the bar the other night, and this girl comes up to me, we'll call her Lonnie Owens... just to keep identities concealed. She's says to me "you were mean to me in highschool ( Read more... )