So I'm sitting in my science class today, and it was raining so we got off topic. We started talking about some kind of rain, we learned about it in my physical geography class, but I don't remember what its called. ANYWAY, its the kind where heat causes small storms to rise and rain in one specific area. It happens in Florida a lot. You can ( Read more... )

Jake... good idea, and appropriate to boot. I was just looking over my livejournal last night ( Read more... )

So I was sitting in my health class Monday, minding my own business, when I noticed that the portly young lady sitting in front of me was wearing a shirt too tight for her and had a little roll of her side fat poking out. She had the same thing going on today, and I was hypnotized by it ( Read more... )

I was just attacked ( Read more... )

I woke up in the recliner in my living room at 11:00 today and I had a math test at 11:05. I made it though, I just rolled out of the chair and went to class smelling like weed and beer because I didn't take my clothes off from the night before ( Read more... )

Ishina.... himmina... bedoooooooooooo!!!!!!

Longest

Weekend

EVER.

Ahhhh... what have I done lately? I started classes Monday, and I have a distinct feeling I am going to kick this semester stiffly in the huevos. Next semester I will transfer, which is good because the entering class at KCC looks frighteningly young. Is it a bad thing that I would still have sexual intercourse with KCC's new female attendees? ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in a while, think I should for some reason ( Read more... )

So I was just watching that Futurama episode where Bender gets shot into space and runs into this god nebula. The nebula says "when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." That is way too fucking deep for a cartoon. The whole episode is meaningful and theologic... what the fuck? It blows my mind, and I'm not even ( Read more... )