another open letter

[iequaltrac]

Dear Good Sir in the Parking Lot of Laguna Pointe,

I am delighted that you have elected to invest in our domestic market by owning an American-made automobile. In this time of economic woe, our nation greatly benefits from your trust and preference in cars made right here in the states. I could not be sold bold, as I have a Toyota Camry (though

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[tiney]

I love your letters.

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[iequaltrac]

I like the part where I get money.

Nice 12"

[anonymous]

As a busty co-ed, I must let you all know that '89 Chrysler LeBaron's with large sound systems do not impress me. Not even LeBaron's owned by John Voit, which sadly George Costanza's wasn't owned by THE John Voit anyways. That LeBaron also caught fire. I am, however, impressed by a man's ability to make me laugh and ability to write....

Busty Co-Ed

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[anonymous]

"I am, however, impressed by a man's ability to make me laugh and ability to write....
Busty Co-Ed"

Dude, you're on to something here.
-Tri

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[anonymous]

I'd like to meet this "iequaltrac" fellow. Perhaps he's into busty co-eds. His camry is probably better than the LeBaron. Even though I'm not into cars. He is a good writer.

Busty-Ed

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[iequaltrac]

I don't think I want to meet "Busty Ed".

[anonymous]

Very interesting to know your opinions on the LeBaron owner that occupies the parking lot of your apartment complex. Compared to the folks I've seen around my place, the LeBaron would be a blessing. I'd probably have spoken to the man by now, tried to interest him in a car loan from SunTrust. We have good rates. (Wachovia does too) Too bad you have that sexy new Camry.....

RCS

[the_tay]

I personally think you should school the gentleman on the finer points of etiquitte. And when I say etiquitte, I mean the immediate cessation of function on the car- and I suggest a 7.62mm method of schooling.

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[ex_regalis926]

Sounds like quite the conundrum.

I think you guys may be aiming a little above the mark here. The scope of the trangressions must be kept in mind. Plus, Trac's never been one to go ballistic. Why should he given the caliber of his rhetorical prowess? No, printing out this letter and posting it up around the place seems like a sure-fire way to get the guys attention. (Ostensibly he must have business with someone who lives there.) No doubt, he will either stop or provide Trac with more ammunition, and that could be barrels of fun for all of us. OTOH, this guys doesn't exactly sound like a Rhodes scholar; he might look at the letter and merely cock his head to the side. Whatever the case, I highly advise you to pursue your vengeance from the safety of your own apartment.

In infamy,
-Andrew

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[iequaltrac]

oh believe me...I pursue my vengeance in the only manner a true gentleman can. I saunter about my blacony as I sip my whiskey and make snide remarks about the values I assume he has! Take THAT, ruffian!