Clearly quite some time since I've last posted on LiveJournal. Ever since I've moved up to New York, I've had no shortage of observations, lamenting, musings, inspirations, ideas, interests, updates, discoveries, lessons, queries or otherwise to write about. I realize that I didn't write very often while I was living in Fort Lauderdale, and I just ( Read more... )

Agency Job Application - Compatibility Test
We are in the process of replacing Raj, who was a unique keystone to the Ad Delivery Department. The following questionnaire is designed to assess how you, the applicant, would affect workflow in the department in comparison to Raj. Please select the answer that most applies to you:

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the word "fuck" has been replaced by "tugboat" in the following tirade, "shit" will be played by Brian Dennehy:Are you tugboating me? Do you have any idea what tugboating time it is? SEVEN IN THE TUGBOATING MORNING, YOU INCONGRUOUS BRIAN DENNEHY!!! Why the tugboat are you playing your music so tugboating loud at seven a.m.? This is ridiculous! Do ( Read more... )

Did you know that if you recreate enough conditions, you can take yourself back to certain point in time? Right now, ask yourself, where would you like to go back to? A specifc time? Maybe just a broad span of time (i.e. last fall or that month where mom let you have the car whenever you wanted). Figured it out yet? No? That's okay...take your time ( Read more... )

Dear Good Sir in the Parking Lot of Laguna Pointe,

I am delighted that you have elected to invest in our domestic market by owning an American-made automobile. In this time of economic woe, our nation greatly benefits from your trust and preference in cars made right here in the states. I could not be sold bold, as I have a Toyota Camry (though ( Read more... )

      Marriage is love.

oops. let's hope I don't upset anyone by having an opinion.

I eat out alone. Even for dinner. Yeah, so what?

I got this from paixao


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One of my uncles passed away over the weekend. He was only 47. My sister gave me the news sunday morning and after the initial shock, I thought I was ready to talk to my mother, but I don't think anything could have prepared me for that. I can't imagine what it would be like to lose either of my siblings. I spent sunday evening drinking too much ( Read more... )