I'm sure you're familiar with this plot summary: a man who moved away from his small town spends numerous years travelling, having casual sex with strange women, never quite attaching himself to any one of the women in particular. Around the age of thirty-forty, he realizes he hasn't lived a fulfilling life, although he has seen a lot of tits and ( Read more... )

I'd like to know why my room smells like soft farts, because I'm not the one who has done the damage.

Monday: I take the math final
Tuesday: I visit the dentist
Wednesday: I can proceed with my life

Robert Roberts had a serious problem: his hands. Alone at night, motivated only by a self-operating night-lamp, he would type away angrily, hoping to fuel some passion within his writing. However, as he would do so, he would bring undesired attention to his hands. Stubby, rough, and decorated with fingernails missing pieces, his hands were ( Read more... )

Best weekend. Chris bled on my face. Now THAT's love/metal.

I'm really excited, but I'm not allowed to say why. August is going to rule rather hard. My dad may come visit me in San Francisco (!!!), which would be VERY badass. A lot of beers will be consumed that weekend, and a lot of good times will be had. Here's my take on working in an office: don't. Yes, I WAS wearing socks and sandals yesterday; no, I ( Read more... )

The following songs are really good and deserve to be brought back from 8th grade:

the Aquabats - Pizza Day
GOB - Soda
Less Than Jake - the Science of Selling Yourself Short
Student Rick - Falling for You
Allister - Jacob Thinks I'm Gay

It's frustrating, being simultaneously stoked and bummed. I am so excited for next year, leaving San Diego permanently, moving in. At the same time, I get very bummed hearing about how fun everything is up there. I mean, I'm glad and all, but I'm not having fun here, and it doesn't make it easier. Well, in exactly a month, I guess. And I work now, ( Read more... )

Upon looking down, A noticed a hole in her stomach. Although it was not gushing blood or producing any particularly unpleasant secretions, the hollow hole made A feel uneasy. She'd wished, almost, that there were some sort of evidence that the remains of her stomach were arguing with the fact that they used to have a rather serious counterpart. ( Read more... )

Nikki's pregnant and it's weird. Whiskey sours are REAL good, and ordering JUST a Bailey's shouldn't be a crime. It's really really difficult to be away from someone you care about. A little bit under seven weeks to go? I guess it isn't that much compared to some people's situations, but it's a lot more difficult that I thought it would have been.

i'm, like, really into goat cheese.


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