Forgive my absences of late, I had pressing matters to attend to. However, upon my return, I hear word that Fuji has somehow gotten married to his clone.

Can someone confirm this for me? If it is true, then I would like to congratulate them and bestow a wedding gift to the new couple.

My trip took much longer than expected. I had to make a detour to London to give my condolonces to my dear friend Blair. I'm sorry, Sanada, that I missed the rematch we had scheduled. I am free now, so if you'd like to reschedule, talk to me ( Read more... )

Hyoutei Regulars (and clones) Meeting - in process

It seems like quite a few people will be unable to make the meeting tonight, but no matter -- they can simply be told of the news later. Hiyoshi-clone has promised to bring cookies, so there will be refreshments afterwards.

Our itinerary is as follows:

( Attendance )

Attention to all Hyoutei Regulars (and their clones)As your captain and glorious leader, I am calling an emergency meeting. The Nationals are coming up. We need to discuss the situation and find a satisfactory line-up. I will tolerate nothing but the best, for I am the best ( Read more... )

Clone, I understand it must be a huge shock to wake up and discover yourself as such a beautiful, beautiful person, but I have no doubt that you'll get used to it. In any case, I have a lovely bottle of Prozac here for you. Take the drugs. They'll make you feel better about yourself during this rough transition period ( Read more... )

I've arrive mere hours ago and already there are those who are intimidated by my presence. Of course, this is not unusual. Some people just can't accept the fact that I am better than they are.

My clone is a wreck and this must be fixed. Does anyone know of a good motivational speaker to call in?

Edit: I will be getting some antidepressants for ( Read more... )