Things learned this week.

• You can't trust anyone.
• Lord Cronus is a jerk.
• The internet is an awful place. Google in particular.
• Everyone's a liar, about everything.

No, I'm not talking to any of you liars right now. Is there anyone here who doesn't make a point of lying at every opportunity? That doesn't cause chaos? That's an actual person?

[ooc: for convenience's sake, anything that's bolded is what was striked through prior]

....why didn't any of you tell me Lord Achilles was here?

He's been sitting on the fire escape for ten minutes now. I don't think he's realized that I've seen him...but surely someone here noticed that he was here? Did I mess something up?

ETA: 
Uh....damn Furies

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The apartment manager said that these things - come-pew-ters I think? - are supposed to help me figure things out here. Muttered something about not envying me, but I think this sounds nice! There’s no war about to start from one thing

In any case, I’m Iphigenia. Does anyone - and I don’t mean to inconvenience any of you in any way - know where I ( Read more... )

.the mundane;
» Name: Kore
» Journal: koreofmyth
» Contact: kore_of_myth(at)yahoo(dot)com
( even though i'm the sacrifice - you won't try for me not now )

After talking with Achilles the other day, I finally realized something - alot of you Immortals have those 'flairs' that got out of hand last week, right? Do you guys do anything with them? I mean, I know you all have your own agendas, but this time is really messed up.

So. I propose. We all team up. And form a team of superheroes. Like Spiderman, ( Read more... )

Bloody Mary's gone, so I thought I'd make the post I was supposed to. I'm going away for a week, since Aunt Helen and I thought we and mother needed a vacation. The timing is perfect for everything, except for these hallucinations.

I like the guy who keep offering packing advice much better than the dogs, or Bloody Mary. Except for when he snuck up ( Read more... )

I - I kept meaning to make a post about going on vacation. But there’s something in my room. I didn’t bring back any animals from Mrs. Hanover I promise Mother! But there’s this big black dog in my room. And he keep ssnarling, and coming closer and there’s drool dripping off of his mouth and I don’t like it.

I grabbed the cell phone and ran to the ( Read more... )

[ooc: Been meaning to work on this side of Iffy for awhile. Call it an experiment, and yes Cinderella-Man is Aggie. :D]

So the story goes like this:

Once upon a time there a princess who wasn't really a princess anymore, but some people had trouble remembering that. Like her mother and sister. ANYWAY the princess was given a chance to go to a ball ( Read more... )

Does anybody want to go have icecream? Apparently it's good for you. When you're not feeling well. I'd just like some company if anyones up to it. There's a place you can make an adventure of, it's in New Jersey but you can bring the ice cream back after you eat and it's supposedly really good.

Seventeen!
Mama's drama's got to go now
Seventeen!...
'Cause I'm sweeter than sixteen!

Hey Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey Hey! Hey Hey!

Seventeen! 
 I've always longed for true affection...

Seventeen!
'Cause I'm freer than sixteen!

Hey Hey! Hey Hey!
Hey Hey! Hey Hey!

[can you hear her jumping around the lobby where she's currently making her call? Air-guitar is a ( Read more... )