go figure! they dont delete these things for not using them, do they?

will someone drive me around during the day? i have way more freckles on my left arm.
its starting to look silly.

why does every adult cartoon show i watch reference that creepy baby-on-ceilling scene in trainspotting ( Read more... )

ive been putting my head under a faucet shooting cold water once an hour all day.
i cant take summer.

im going to quit smoking asap.

sure, thats whats important in my life right now.

im going to play in a fountian tonight, mark my words.

NATALIE FUCKING SWEET IS HOME!!!111
the gang met her at gooskis last night, and she got to see her new bachlorette pad for the first time. im so fucking excited. im so fucking excited, im SO FUCKING EXCITED ( Read more... )

i hear a screech and my car lurches forward. yeah, someone hit me ( Read more... )

picture this ( Read more... )

go see crash, its amazing.

can i work with you? find me another job.

touring bands are shitty. fuck them.

"thats the sort of dress you wear to get trashed with prince william" ~alicia

im bad at livejournal entries. i had something hilarious to say, shame i lost it.

holy shit, kelly cut my hair and its awesome
i found the largest chinese buffet in the greater pittsburgh area

luke found a wasp in my bed - by laying on it

yeah.