Eet's meh fookin' bairthdee, ya coonts!

Fookin' Niall best wake up. Ee's gooin' to mees thee parade.


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How'd ii'git thees band ov coonts! Fer fook's sake!


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oi! who won da fookin game?!?!?!? i passed oot pish-fookin-droonk on dee floer of me bat'room at 9-fookin-o'clock! somebahdeh, please tells me!!! i cannah belive i fookin did tha'.

Oi! Have yeh a loook at theess poofta! "E's off noo relations teh meself.


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Oi! Where might a 'andsome gent sooch as I find a sexeh lass to eat meh looky charms?
Blokes need not apply. Fooking coont pooftas!

oi! where da fook am i? what dah fook happened tah me last eve?

*cough*

oim a feelin like a cat took a shite in me mooth.

*cough*

owe...me fookin head!

ya go ta take a nice photo, like...an' some wee pollywagger oof an arsehole grabs yer fookin tongue an' pinches it...


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