Jesus I hate spring. Especially in Florida. In the morning it's cold as hell and then in the afternoon it gets hot and muggy and disgusting and my car takes five hours to cool down or heat up so that my body temperature is always like wooOOoOoooOoooOOOooo. And yes like Caleb said (you're still Caleb to me, heh) I feel... hornier than usual ( Read more... )

I paid 50 bucks for one prom ticket; was it worth it? No, probably not. But I'm okay with that. I'm thinking I'll wear something normal for a change ( Read more... )

Hi everybody I hope you're having a good year so far, and if not then you better fucking make it good alright ( Read more... )

This girl that I know is really into anime, and she's always, always always talking about it, so today I came with her to the ~~Anime Club~~ (thought those squiggleys~~ were important). Never going back again. Fucking crazy ( Read more... )

Hey, how is everyone doing? I hope you all are semi-happy, I think everyone deserves to be semi-happy. Well I don't have any exciting stories or news to tell (I'm the leader of an all girls writing & poetry club at school, that's the only thing), but I'll just say I'm a big boy 16 year old now.
AND I GOT A FUCKING CAR!!!

Let me post one of my old ( Read more... )

Bye bye.

I'm not my fucking LIFE.

So how's life dumb fucks

I really, really need to have sex. I mean it, I think I'm going to blow up and you'll probably find little bits of me on the sidewalk and grass and in your hair. And you'll say, "Hm, Joe didn't get any."

I hope that the world fucking bursts on fire