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[ihasanarmy]

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[Voice function switches on. With a vengeance.]

WRRAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

PURGATORY?! WHY AM I, THE AWESOMELY GREAT AWESOME KING BOWSER, STUCK IN PURGATORY?

AND WHO MADE THESE TINY KEYS?!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!!
FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN'

Comments

[overlord_of_all]

HEY! Some of us are TRYING to sleep!

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

TOO BAD FOR YOU! NO ONE IS GOING TO GET ANY REST UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

Re: [voice]

[overlord_of_all]

HEY! Just who do you think you're speaking to here?!

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SPEAKING TO?! OR WAS ONE INTRODUCTION NOT ENOUGH?!

FINE, I CAN QUIET DOWN.

A LITTLE BIT.

[covert_chord]

Who the...

[ihasanarmy]

I AM BOWSER

THE INVINCIBLE KING BOWSER

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?!

[covert_chord]

Bowser...? Sorry, I don't...think I've heard of you before? Almost sounds kind of familiar though, could've sworn I read about the name somewhere.

[UH THOSE WERE ALL voice]

[ihasanarmy]

WELL, YOU'VE HEARD OF ME NOW!

SO YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT.

[rival_virus]

The hell are you?

[ihasanarmy]

I'M BOWSER

I AM KING BOWSER KOOPA, RIGHTFUL RULER OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM

ARE YOU ALL DEAF?!

[rival_virus]

DEFINITELY NOT I AM USED TO LOUD SHITHEADS.

MUSHROOM KINGDOM? NEVER HEARD OF IT.

[ihasanarmy]

BWAHAHAHA I LIKE YOU.

NEVER?! WELL WHATEVER YOU'RE ALL WEIRD ANYWAY.

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF KOOPA HUMAN HYBRID THING?!

Congrats. You rendered him speechless.

[sniping_targets]

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

WHAT?!

ARE YOU JUST GOING TO ... WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING?!

[sniping_targets]

..You're very energetic, aren't you?

[ihasanarmy]

NO! YOU ALL ARE JUST LAZY!

[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

I CAN MAKE LOUD NOISES TOO!

Welcome to Purgatory.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

GOOD FOR YOU.

SO DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE OR ARE YOU JUST PROVIDING COMMENTARY?!

[Voice]

[norealsmiles]

A LITTLE OF BOTH

This is Purgatory, you've been sent here to repent for your sins, in theory. But a charming gentleman like yourself seems so out of place, I can't imagine you deserving this place at all! The Gods must have made a mistake.

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

FINALLY! SOMEONE WITH SOME GOOD TASTE.

SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?