Uh.

Hope that was nothing important.

Cuttin' off my hand -- doesn't fuckin' work.

Blah blah someone kill someone or something.

Where the fuck did this pink ribbon come from? I swear if that pink cat doesn't stop stalking me I'm going to kill it.

Dear Purgatory-presence-whatever the fuck calls the shots, I don't give a shit who or what you are,

Pick the fucking weather we'll have here. It is back to fucking normal, it's like that entire time was pointless.

Way to go whoever the fuck cares for this place now a days, since I'm sure it's not that god-asshole.

No love,
Viral

Still kicking Hallelujah dipshit's ass.

The end.

Uh.

Whatever. Been there, seen that shit.

One of those weird animals followed me home. It's a fucking pink cat.

I AM NOT A WOMAN AND I AM ALSO NOT A KOOPA.

Damn it what the -- HOW COULD ANYONE GET THAT IDEA?!

Attention Shitheads in Threat Mitigation

I'm going to be doing some evaluating of your skills. You'll be sparring each other, and then... Yes, you will be sparring me and I expect you to not hold back. It'll not only piss me off, but I'll kick your ass to another department.

Do your best shit heads.

Blah blah blah.

Neverending supply of boredom here.