If you keep on crying... I'll cut your face.

[ihateallysonli]

SHUTUP BECAUSE I AM TRRRYING TO READ MY MATH TEXTBOOK.

I swear, that line NEVER gets old.

I remember this time I received one of those fowards in my inbox about dying, drinking and driving, or something to that effect... so I made fun of it. My comments are shown in RED.

It's Friday night and you are driving your car. ß- Okay, I’m with you so far

Comments

[ihateallysonli]

thanks, you roll.

[rachilovesyou33]

i'll be so sad if you go to nicolet :(

[danielsjang]

it'd be cool

[beatleslikethat]

are you fucking KIDDING?? who cares about "rachilovesyou33"? obviously, she doesn't matter.

it is i who matters. go to nicolet. really. do it. you will kick ass there...and i will be there too.

good will come of it.

p.s. i love you, rachilovesyou33.

[ihateallysonli]

charlie told me that 2 people went up to him, and was like "What does ally think she's doing"...

so obviously, some people don't want me to be there.

so unless i see a petition with 50 signatures of all the people wanting me to go, I'm not going.

I love rachilovesyou33 too... and I love ihateallysonli.

and...

jake (maybe)

[viveleweenie]

holy shit that was funny. i'm sitting here in the friggin school library crying from trying not to laugh out loud.
allyson, how do you make death so funny?

[ihateallysonli]

you know what sucks?

being at a funeral and as someone is giving their eulogy, you remember this REALLY funny thing that happened to you as a kid and all of a sudden, you forget that you're AT the funeral, and start laughing...

REALLY HARD.

i'm glad i can look back at that experience and laugh about it...

... at the next funeral that I'm at.

it's an endless cycle.