I love Todd Forciea.

So now the whole world knows.

I bet everyone $200 (a hand on a stackful of bibles) that Todd and I are going to end up together.

Take me up on my offer: 414.759.8315

I'm not even kidding.

Let's all hold hands and compare schedules:

Hour 1 AP Calculus BC
Hour 2 Chamber Choir
Hour 3 Senior Study Hall
Hour 4 AP Physics C (HHS)
Hour 5 AP English
Hour 6 AP Stats
Hour 7 Senior Study Hall
Hour 8 AP Computer Science AB (HHS)

It's hard to comprehend how fast this year has passed. I think the highlight of the entire school year was when Mike came back to our lunch table and handed me apple juice. I asked him why he bought me apple juice and he's like, "I heard you liked juice." And I'm like, NO MIKE. I said that I liked Jews. But I'll take the apple juice.

Mike is the ( Read more... )

I'd like to start off this entry with a shoutout to my friends over at ETS (Education Testing Service) for making the SAT extra long, so long that in fact halfway through the test, I was deceived into thinking that I was working on Section 8, when really, I was only on section 7.

THEN! I had to spend the remaining 10 minutes of sections 8, 9, and ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I lost one of the most important things to me: MY CALCULATOR.

But unlike people or limbs, calculators can be replaced.

So I went to the store and bought this SWEET calculator: The TI-89 Titanium.

Too bad I don't know how to use it.

Matt Hevey told me that once I read the instruction manuel, I'll find ( Read more... )

I'm terrified of dying in a duel.

Thus, I am avoiding EVERYONE until 05/28/05.

Because I'm ok with dying on my birthday.

Allyson Li's definition of a perfect friend:

1. DOES NOT just take my legos and run

2. NEVER throws rocks or sharp objects at me

3. Makes sure that I always have a lab partner for science class so I don't have to share a microscope with Pinkeye Pete.

4. Ewwww, PINKEYE.

5. Yeah, even though I'm on number 5 already, pinkeye is definitely still really ( Read more... )

SHUTUP BECAUSE I AM TRRRYING TO READ MY MATH TEXTBOOK.

I swear, that line NEVER gets old.

I remember this time I received one of those fowards in my inbox about dying, drinking and driving, or something to that effect... so I made fun of it. My comments are shown in RED.

It's Friday night and you are driving your car. ß- Okay, I’m with you so far

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You Americans do this thing during New Year's Eve in which you come clean with all the stupid/bad/gross things about yourself that you'd like to revolutionize and inscribe these confessions on a piece of college ruled looseleaf.

Since I've become so unusually patriotic in the past few weeks, I'd like to participate in your cultural ritual by ( Read more... )

I have thrown up exactly 9 times within the past two days. Dammit, I just want to throw up ONE LAST TIME because 10 is such a nice, round number.

At this rate, I'm never going to China.

We took this flight to O'Hare from General Mitchell International (or as Charlie likes to call it, Gen. Mitch Int'l), and when we were preparing for landing, the ( Read more... )