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I just bought a brand spankin' new car! It's completely mine! In my name only! I'm totally a grown up now ( Read more... ) -
Pole Dancin' 101
Oprah taught me how to be a stripper today. It's like she knew I needed a job. Me and Oprah. So right here sometimes. It's scary. My sexpot is released. Baby. -
Man, I like posting song lyrics...
This one just speaks to my heart, guys. I think you can see why ( Read more... ) -
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I got my master's degree today and I really can't believe it's all over. I've worked hard for this...it's nice. Cum Laude baby! How appropriate....I met a lot of great people along the way and I'm pretty sad we'll all be going our separate ways. I'm looking forward to what's to come though. I got the job I wanted...even though it's in Columbia ( Read more... ) -
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Tomorrow is the 5 year anniversary of the loss of my virginity. Celebrate accordingly. -
Indisputable!
This one goes out to my new, hot, big and black boyfriend, Douglas. Happy New Year, Bubbles ( Read more... ) -
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I have this recurring dream where Heidi Klum keeps hitting on me. I think it's mostly to make her man jealous. Each dream it's a different man, but never Seal. Heidi Klum is a slut. I'm really not interested in her at all and have no idea why I'd have one dream about her, let alone a few. Cunt. Well, maybe I am a little flattered. At least it ( Read more... ) -
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Today my boo and I went shopping for our men for Christmas and he was driving and he turned on the AC and I got cold so I asked him "boo, are you cold because I'm hot" and what I really meant to say was "boo, are you hot because I'm cold"
ROFLMFAO!!