Bowser 18

[ihateplumbers]

[Private Level 4 to all Mario Characters (plus Lash), even the Lame ones like Mallow and Mario and Flurry but MINUS all of the people that Bowser knows are crazy. Crazy people include: Luigi and Kamek. He hasn't figured out if anyone else has gone bonkers or not yet

Comments

[electriccharge]

Um, I don't really see the reason to, but if you say so, sir!

I'm Watt! I want to continue working for you and move up so that I can be the best soldier ever!

[ihateplumbers]

Thank you.

[Private Level 4]
I appreciate your continued good service during this stressful time.

It seems that the paperwork for you and Private Parakarry was lost, and I will need you to come in to resign another ten-year contract with me.

Additionally, I've asked Private Parakarry to... take care of some business in the school's mail room. I'd appreciate it if you would help him with this.

[electriccharge]

[P-P-P-Private!]
Oh no, it's gone? Not to worry, sir, I'll come in and sign everything again as soon as I can!

Of course, I'll help Private Parakarry out right away! What do I have to do?

[ihateplumbers]

The mail room at school is run by one of Mario's little friends. I asked him to... redecorate it for me. I'd appreciate if you'd help him.

[electriccharge]

Absolutely, sir! I'll go assist him right now!