ATTN: THUGS

[ihavebigprongs]

Whoever thought it'd be hilarious to make a carbon copy of the Head Boy and have it cause rampage amongst my friends ... and my- my girl- ... my friend of girlness shall suffer my wrath. And believe me, this isn't just the usual James Potter wrath in which I set fire to your grannies but a full blown, authoritarian, face kicking, furniture

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[vilyofthelalley]

Oh, James, we will get to the bottom of this- I promise. And it's my duty as Head Girl, and your. . friend of girlness, to advise you against any face kicking etc.

[ihavebigprongs]

Did it hurt you? Are you okay?
You know, I need to ... face kick ... it's my duty as your ... friend of boyness.

[vilyofthelalley]

I'm fine, don't worry. And dashing as all the face kicking is. I'd rather have you, as my . . friend of boyness, to be kissing faces. Well. My face.

Lips.

[ihavebigprongs]

What did they say to you? Are you sure? I can have strong words with them if you like.
Mhmm, well, I'd rather be doing that too mmrrpphff.

[moopylunin]

James! Have you seen the new teacher?

[ihavebigprongs]

No?

[moopylunin]

Oh. Well, he's great. He's really nice. He's teaching Defence!

[ihavebigprongs]

Have you talked to him?