I just lost a fight with a tree. And it wasn't the Whomping Willow.

I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME.

JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HOT WEATHER DOESN'T GIVE YOU ALL THE RIGHT TO STICK ICE CUBES DOWN MY CLOTHES EVERY TIME I'M TRYING TO WORK. IF I FAIL AND END UP LIVING IN THE GUTTER IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT.

Tossers.

It's just occurred to me that in just a couple of months, school will be over. Forever. We're all going to have to pretend to be adults from here on in ( Read more... )

Sirius, was that your brother I saw practising his pirouettes in the fourth floor toilets?

New Year Resolutions

Eat less chocolate.

Spend more time doing homework and less time getting distracted by Sirius/James/Peter.

Write to my parents more often.

Find better hiding places for my underwear.

Learn to play an instrument.

Psst, Lily!

I need some advice, but you have to come alone. You know where to find me.

Sirius? Are you around?

We need to talk.

It's like a madhouse in this place. I haven't a clue what's going on, so I thought it would be safest to retreat to the library until everything blows over. If anybody wants me, I'm encamped in the restricted section - reference T to Z. I've built a yurt. At least I think it's a yurt. The blueprints weren't very clear, so it could be anything. ( Read more... )

Alright, now I'm worried. I'm sure I saw James earlier sneaking off in the direction of the forbidden forest, but he was playing Quidditch at the time.

There is something very odd going on around here.

SIRIUS LORETTA BLACK.

YOU GET HERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE, D'YOU HEAR ME?

I HAVE A DISGRUNTLED BAT FLAPPING ROUND AND ROUND MY ROOM, I HAVE SPENT THE LAST WEEK STARING AT TRANSFIGURATIONS BOOKS, AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 75 HOURS. WHATEVER THE HELL YOU DID, YOU'D BETTER GET HERE AND SORT IT OUT. OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE RECRIMINATION. REALLY PAINFUL.