I hate Pansy Parkinson and I hope she chokes on a meat pie.

She would eat the pie too, she's got pie-thighs, ask anyone. I may be large, but at least I haven't got any cellulite. Not that I care.

Hufflepuffs, you will send the one with the...hair out immediately.

Oh dear god, I say we just throw the ham away or give it some poor, unfortunate, malnourished mudblood because if I have to spend more than five seconds standing anywhere near the hairy one, I will finally go just insane enough to let Pansy near me with a pair of tweezers ( Read more... )

That is enough.

It's quieter by the library. I think I might have to live there for the rest of my life.

I do not believe I will have particular difficulty during this school year, already we've been in session several weeks and I find Professor Snape a much more capable Defence teacher than the vile Mundungus Fletcher. The truth is, of course that he is a much more capable illegal commodities peddler than he is a professor, I don't know that Hogwarts ( Read more... )

Pansy, dear, have you seen Draco since yesterday? I assume he would be excited beyond all reasonable measure, as I'm not sure he's seen his father in quite some time, as I recall he seemed to disdain the jail. Not that it matters, as I hear the dementors belong to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named anymore, which means most of Azkaban isn't really a wizard ( Read more... )

There is a certain angst in the air, as usual, during this time of year. The castle is oppressive and so I'm almost glad to be on the train home, providing of course that anyone believes I am capable of such an emotion, which in truth is not actually possible. This discrepancy is the reason for the disclaimer of "almost ( Read more... )

You know it can hardly be expected of my fellow students that those of us without skill, allow those of us with skill to continue on our way, but I have been accosted no less than three times because someone around here is having trouble with their charmswork, and I could name names, but Tracey and Daphne would really dislike it if I did that. They ( Read more... )

You know, when one attempts to study Arithmancy, one assumes that others will allow for such a study by attempting to keep their faces off of each other after class ends. I should not attend study sessions if the result is walking in on Weasley and Granger doing unsanitary things.

I don't suppose it is safe to study in the Slytherin common anymore, but I think it would be an excellent place to learn how to gamble. I've got two galleons on Adrian. He's much larger. Massive, really. Hulking. Gargantuan ( Read more... )

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

A gift.