[21:45] andrew6655321: GUESS WHO HAS 200 GIGS OF PORN!
[21:45] andrew6655321: THIS GUY!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

point: the head chef at pint got fired. he'd been berating, and in some cases, getting a bit handsy (found out about that afterwards) with the waitstaff, working maybe 4 hours of his salaried day, and just pissing everybody off. so when Steve, the sous chef, told kevin, the owner, that dave had found him a new job, and they would both leaving, ( Read more... )

-worked from 10 am to 3 am. the latter half was working as a bouncer. no one needed bouncing, until the place closed, at which point i got to shout "we thank you for your patronage, now get the fuck out ( Read more... )

i'm drunk. but not too drunk. just drunk enough. basically, right now, i love everything and everyone. some of you may not be counted in this number. you know who you are.

at some point in my life, i'd like to have the oppurtunity to legitimately say "ack! bullets! my only weakness! how did you know?" and then ask around to see if anyone gets the reference before passing out from the pain and blood loss. and irony.

i am registering for classes again. and that's dandy. also waiting for Emery, lead night line cook at Pint, to leave so i can get his hours. that will be tits ( Read more... )

leonard nemoy, of star trek fame, had a role on the original mission impossible for some time? he plays basically the same character.

also, i may have found the perfect woman. hopefully i don't screw this up.

starting tomorrow, i'm a 2nd shift cook at poag mahone's, a bar in the loop. so there's that.

there's some other stuff too, but nothing i particularly feel like typing.

i'm doing the first day of school after two years of not being educated dance. it makes it hard to type.