i know i'm like seven years behind but HOW AMAZING ARE PODCASTS??? seriously, i've got ones for news, pop culture, food, fashion, MOTHERFUCKING PIANO PUZZLER, even deomcracy now! i'm real obsessed.

i think i'm in love with my arabic teacher. i'm not even joking.

oh yeah, and the boy in the tool department where i work. but not as much.

it's almost vespertine weather!

i know, i know, it's fashion week and i haven't said anything awful about any collections. the truth is i've barely had a chance to peak at the season's looks so be patient and i'll come up with something terrible.

driving to phoenix today, i passed by a semi that said in large, bold letters: ATTEND THE CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE. ok.

i've just acquired a computer with working internet, so now i can finally write the post i've been dying to make for a couple weeks:

CHRISTINA'S NEW ALBUM IS SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!

other than that, school sucks, work sucks, i haven't seen my friends much, and i'm sick. BUT, like i said, i <3 xtina, so it's not all bad.

whoever the fuck spilled champagne on my gucci sneakers last night has hell to pay.

but on a good note, i am now totally friends with katie rose, the scottsdale dive bar scene's hottest bartender bitch it girl.


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so here's a chunk out of a normal work day for me at lowes:

sean: i wanna be a bouncer. dude, gettin' paid to stare at tits and kick people's asses? what is bad about that!

brad: dude, wouldn't it be the shit to be a strip club owner? just walk into work and all the ladies are like, "hey mr. owner! wanna lap dance?" and i'm all, "fuckin' ( Read more... )

VIVE LA FRANCE.


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i'm working at lowes for the summer and it's pretty much the worst job ever. i stand around all day which is awful and most of the other employees are pretty unfriendly. not that i expect cody, the tatooed metal head who, "almost shot some asshole," to smile and tell me how cute my top-siders are. but a little acknowledgement would be nice ( Read more... )

...don't get me wrong. i love my friends to death. but sometimes i feel as though my funniest jokes are lost on them.

and that's a little disappointing.

ciao.

p.s. instant coffee is repulsive.

i haven't been terribly ill or afflicted with any skin aberrations as of late, so i think i might get an hiv test. just to keep my summer exciting.

ciao!

p.s. the west coast remix of ridin' is FUCKIN' RETARDED. wtf, chamillionaire?


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