OH MY GOD I LOVE PINNACLE HIGH SCHOOL AND ITS ALUMNI ( Read more... )

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i think cinco de mayo is a neat holiday. if i could fuck only one nationality of people for the rest of my life, i would give serious consideration to mexicans ( Read more... )

nothing's worse than being de-friended by someone on facebook. you probably think it's totally lame that i notice these things. you are completely right in thinking that.

it's all the more excruciating when you don't know the person because a) as an unacquainted facebook friend, you obviously don't carry enough clout to stay on said person's ( Read more... )

eating a banana, followed by smoking a cigarette, leaves the taste of weed in your mouth.

OMG LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!!!!


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so how does one break up with an indie 16-year old?

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...party out of bounds?

so i'm just as sick and tired of jungle- or 80's-themed costume parties as any schmuck.

hey. listen. let's think of some good themes for your next masquerade event:

+Your Favorite Stereotype

+KGB Officials

+Dial M For Machinery

+Characters from Liquid Sky+ROBOTS ( Read more... )

( oh, hey nicolas ghesquière. )

...cause a stir?

so today my roommate was eating jelly beans. they were the jelly belly sort, the gourmet sort. i was hoping to get a few - not an outlandish amount, just a courteous few to sate my sweet tooth - so i stared at them for a bit and finally said, "those jelly beans look tasty ( Read more... )