the banker.

[iheardshesgreat]

so on friday, the ultra preppy bank teller i have had a crush on for months slipped me his number on a deposit slip and asked me to go to a show with him. he saidhe had an extra ticket and it was an indie folk show. he then said 'kinda like phish'. my heart dropped, but i agreed to go anyway

Comments

[muriel_glass]

this is a great story. it really appealed to me, because i've always wondered what it might be like to go on a date with a bro.

[hi5s_allaround]

those guys are gayer than eight dudes blowin nine dudes

[rockyvavoom]

hahahahahah

[emptyshelves]

thanks for this story, it made my work shift much less boring!

Guy in the middle

[anonymous]

Did that guy in the middle shit on his own face? Seems like something is smeared all around this mouth.