So I begin the second chapter of Matthew's life. I am far more intoxicated than the last entry, I honestly believe that I am more in tune with Matt's story. Let is begin, fuck all the nonsense. Time's a tickin', and the clocks a lickin ( Read more... )

Presented with many mysteries, I've always had the instinct of an investigator. I must solve all cases. This is how I came to be involved in: The Case of the Magic Bastard ( Read more... )

Pause your bullets ladies and gentlemaestros. After an incredibly long seance, I have managed to record afterlife interviews with David Spade.

So, Gearbox is going to direct the BIA:4 movie. Now hearing this might not really interest you too much but it will once I divulge one important piece of information ( Read more... )

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SO, here it is. Out of boredom I have decided to use the 'ol LJ once again ( Read more... )

and very drunk
sorry
yes Mathens
you are not alone

Scratch that

I have no lover,
And she hasn't the prettiest eyes.

Young men: fire to excite from the upper leg. This time we place the "doing" in doing something ( Read more... )

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